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TheProfessor and the Sailor

A professor wastraveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor, “Do you know anything about physiology,biology, ecology, zoology, or geography?”

The sailor saidno to all his questions.

“What the helldo you know on earth?! You will die of illiteracy,” said the professor.

After a whilethe boat started sinking. The sailor asked the professor, “Do you knowswiminology and escapology from sharkology?”

The professorsaid no.

“Well,sharkology and crocodilogy will eat your legology, bodiology, and headology, andyou will dieology because of your mouthology!” said the sailor confidently.

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